Chicago Street Fight: Bad Boy Joey Janela w/ Penelope Ford vs Hangman Adam Page
Janela ducks a clothesline by Page. Page boots Janela in the face. Page dumps Janela to the outside. Page hits a topé on Janela. Page sends Janela into the ring. Janela surprises Page with a topeé of his own. Page hits a moonsault off the top to the outside. Page grabs a chair from under the ring. Page fallaway slams Janela onto a chair. Janela kicks out. Page rips a sheet off of a box that is actually a literal Cracker Barrel. Page tries to whip Janela into it but Janela reverses the whip and sends Page into. Janela sends Page into the crowd. Janela runs and jumps off the barrel into a somersault senton onto Page.
Janela rolls the barrel at Page like Donkey Kong. Page jumps over the barrel like Mario. Buckshot lariat by Page. Page sets up a table outside the ring. Janela lifts Page off the mat and death valley bombs page into the corner. Page kicks out. Janela sets up a ladder on the barrel. Janela gets tripped up on the top rope. Page grabs Janela and hits a burning hammer off the apron onto a ladder. Page pulls a bag from under the ring. Ford jumps on Page’s back. Page tries to clothesline Ford. Ford avoid Page’s strikes by doing multiple backflips. Ford hits a springboard stunner on Page. Page rolls out of the ring. Ford hits a splash off the top to the outside onto Page. Ford puts Page on a table Janela hits an elbow off the top to put Page through the table. Janela clotheslines Page on the ramp. Ford and Janela set up to tables in the entrance way. Page catches Janela with a superkick. Page tosses Janela off the ramp with a powerbomb through the tables.
Page drags Janela back to the ring. Buckshot Lariat by Page. Page hits the Right of Passage. Ford breaks up the pin. Ford has the bag. Page rips it out of her hand. Page empties it and the cursed cowboy boots are inside. Page freaks out. Page superkicks Ford. Page turns around and walks right into a superkick by Janela. Page kicks out. Janela sets up a ladder in the ring. Page is out on the mat. Janela sets ups a table as well. Janela puts Page on the table and climbs the ladder. Page pulls the phone he used to kill Joey Ryan with. Page hits Janela with it over and over again. Page hits the Right of Passage on Janela off the ladder through a table for the win!
Winner- Hangman Adam Page
After the match, the lights go out and a video of Joey Ryan laying dead is shown. Ryan’s… well… dick gross. Omonus music plays as a phalanx of phallus line the entrance way. Joey Ryan’s music hits and Ryan walks to the ring. Page says Ryan isn’t real because Page murdered him. Ryan double dick flips Page then hits a superkick. Ryan rolls Page out of the ring. The phallus carries Page out of the arena.
Rite of Passage off the ladder, through a table, because Joey Janela wants to die.#ALLIN pic.twitter.com/PGV2BMDtcy
— WrestleZone (@WRESTLEZONEcom) September 2, 2018
