Rap Battle: The Usos vs. The New Day
Grammy nominated artist Wale is in the ring and introduces The Usos for tonight’s Rap Battle. The tag team champs come out with a crew of guys all dressed in black with Day One Ish gear. The New Day are out next, and they’re all dressed up in Fourth of July gear. They have a gang of….well, basically the Rosebuds. There’s a unicorn, a sailor, the Statue of Liberty and a bunch of other random characters. Wale tells them to keep it PG.
Big E kicks things off and raps about how the Usos were only in dark matches and pre-shows before they came along and made them relevant. He makes fun of Rikishi and the Usos fire off saying nobody knows who Big E’s dad is. They say they’ll keep it PG because they wouldn’t want to be like Xavier Woods and keep it Rated-R. The crowd pops huge for that reference and Wale basically loses his mind. Kingston does his best to rap about how the Usos have never hit the gym a day in their life and have to wrestle in shirts. Kofi says their guts hang out more than their weenies do. Jimmy makes fun of Kofi because he used to be Jamaican, but now he’s staying in his lane. Jey actually cuts a pretty sick rap and ends it by saying the only way the New Day wins tonight is if Wale becomes their fourth member. Finally its Woods’ time to step up, and calls out Jimmy for being nothing until his wife put him on Total Divas. He tells them to get back to doing what they do best, carrying bags for Roman.
The Usos have had enough and take a cheap shot at the New Day and a brawl erupts. Wale backs them all off and says that the champions have been disqualified for throwing the first punch, and awards the rap battle to the New Day.
