Fashion Files: Fashionable Intent
Officer Fandango is in his office looking through “clues”, trying to put the puzzle together. A janitor comes in and Fandango says he doesn’t have time for this, as he’s looking for his partner Officer Breeze. He takes off his disguise to reveal that the janitor was Breeze all along! Fandango struggles to say the word “reconnaissance” and Breeze takes out his bag of clues. Exhibit A is a Baron Corbin shirt, and Breeze says “Baron Corbin…three shirts…all wolves!” He also has some of Sami Zayn’s clothes, and the Uso shirt that says “Day One Ish”. They debate over what “Day One Is H” means, before settling on beating The Usos at WWE Backback, so that they too can be “Is H”.
BREEZANGO vs. THE COLONS
The match is already underway as we come back from commercial (that’s the second time tonight). The Colons are beating down Breeze in their corner, alternating in with quick tags. After several minutes Breeze ducks under a corner splash and hit an enzuigiri to create space and make the hot tag. Fandango clears the apron as Breeze and Primo go flying over the ropes together. Fandango hits Epico with a Falcon Arrow for the win. Winners: Breezango
The Usos make their way out to the ramp and talk about “that day one ish”. I have no idea what they’re talking about. They ramble about cowboys and Indians, then cops and robbers, then cops and inmates… The Usos say that this isn’t the Fashion Police’s jurisdiction, and go on to read them their rights for WWE Backlash.
– Becky Lynch, Naomi and Charlotte are on their way to the ring for tonight’s contract signing…
