The Lance Archer Oatmeal Cookie Movement, Serpentico Wants K-Mart Back

Lance Archer wants to end the madness and make oatmeal raisin cookies stand out … so you don’t get one by mistake.

First it was pineapple on pizza, then Thin Mint cookies… now Lance Archer has a new food-related cause to take up for. Archer wants to make oatmeal cookies look different, noting that there’s nothing worse than biting into a delicious cookie, thinking it’s filled with chocolate chips, only to be disappointed by the taste of raisins.

Archer makes a compelling argument!

I want to start a movement to make oatmeal raisin cookies look different!
Nothing worse (cookie wise) than biting into a cookie wanting to taste the sweetness of chocolate chip and then tasting dang oatmeal raisin!!!

— The Murderhawk Monster Lance Archer (@LanceHoyt) June 21, 2022

Serpentico picked up a huge win on AEW Dark this week, defeating Vary Morales on Tuesday’s broadcast. Not only did he score a victory on the show, but now ‘Snake Daddeh’ has a list of demands he will carry out.

Among his list of changes:

You are no longer allowed to boo SNAKEMAN
Bring back K-Mart
Nyla Rose is banned from Twitter

~~Serpentico~~ Snake Daddeh also wants to replace airport carpet with bamboo floors and become AEW Elden Lord when he unifies every title in the company.

It’s good to see him staying humble after securing such an important victory in his career.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

RE: Last nights historic #AEWDark pic.twitter.com/turI3sHlp3

— Viper Perabo ???? (@KingSerpentico) June 22, 2022

Ethan Page has big plans for when he eventually hits 100,000 followers on Twitter:

When I get to 100k twitter followers …

I’ll take a photo in daisy dukes, spraying water out of a hose & have giant balloons behind me that say 100k

– Ethan Page

Ps. Hope this happens in the summer

— “All Ego” Ethan Page (@OfficialEGO) June 21, 2022

Kevin Patrick can’t wait to interview John Cena again:

The @WWE ? returns to Raw on Monday! Excited at the thought of interviewing you again @JohnCena. This was a special moment. #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/7XYPyie64D

— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) June 22, 2022

Shinsuke Nakamura visited Mount Rushmore last week:

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Danielle Moinet made the 2022 Maxim Hot 100 list.

Former WWE star Summer Rae, who now goes by her real name Danielle Moinet, is bringing Web3 into her career these days. She’s now heating up the crypto world, and became the first female professional athlete to have a part of her pay converted into cryptocurrencies.

She posted the following on Instagram in response to the accolade: