Mojo Madden: A Flair for the Gold

wwe raw…despite ZERO OFFENSE. Yikes.

The prior Monday, Nikki Bella couldn’t apply an armbar. Last night, she was Ole Anderson mercilessly attacking the afflicted body part.

You don’t “pave a way” for a revolution. It just happens. Most of the ex-Divas shown had nothing to do with it. Well, unless you count bra-and-panties matches, barking like a dog, and “live sex” in the middle of the ring.

Oh, and banging the right people, too. Some things never change.

Nikki calls it “my revolution.” But she’s the Czar. Not Lenin.

Should the babyface have an entourage? Are her friends jealous? Not yet.

“301 days of hard work, sweat and dedication.” Nikki’s character should go in the opposite direction of the revolution, not parrot it. The change should be evident.

JBL cites Ric Flair’s figure-four as a move that won him a lot of titles. If memory serves, Flair never won a world championship using the figure-four. Most fans remember Flair’s figure-four as a spot where the babyface popped a comeback.

Whoops, got it wrong…Flair pinned Randy Savage using the figure-four in 1992 to win his second WWE title. The WWE Network really is pretty awesome.

Nikki had a very good match, and played a defined heel role. Charlotte sold great, and made her opponent look better. That’s what Flairs do.

Mildred Burke? JBL should do color commentary on the DuMont Network.

I don’t see the point of a low blow in a women’s match. But I don’t see the point of scissoring, either.

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