*Randy Savage: Shave the beard, un-conk the hair and don’t talk like you’re constipated.
*King Kong Bundy: Five is too long. The WWE Universe has a limited attention span.
*Bad News Allen: You have to be a non-threatening black man. Why can’t you be nice?
I just watched the Savage DVD. Excellent stuff, apart from careening back and forth between shoot and kay-fabe when discussing the feud with…
