I have had it up to here with no-names announcing the end of their wrestling â<80><9c>careersâ<80> with ridiculously inflated backstories making them out to be superstars on par with Hogan, Flair and Andre. So, as a public service, I have written a newspaper article template that these schlubs can use. Just change some dates and names and you have your press release:
â<80><9c>Rock…
