Forget about 100 men taking on one gorilla, Scott Steiner wants to know the math when it’s one gorilla against one genetic freak.
A lot has been made online lately about 100 men taking on one gorilla. But what happens when that one gorilla has to deal with the Big Poppa Pump?
WWE Hall of Famer Scott Steiner took to social media to deploy some Steiner match, which results in things spelling disaster for any gorilla daring to take him on, tweeting out:
“Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way. Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
“Now here comes the math… Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately. Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done. Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants. Now you’re left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
“But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale. Now it’s not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla,” Scott Steiner said in a post.
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