LVN Live Commitment Ceremony
KM will officiate the ceremony. KM walks slowly down the ramp carrying the Knockouts Championship. It has what has to the world’s saddest bow tied around it. KM asks everyone to please rise for the bride, Laurel Van Ness. Before you ask, she still looks a hot mess… LVN tosses the bouquet on the way to the ring. KM tells LVN that she looks great. KM says people don’t know this but he is ordained. He has married women to man, man to man, women to woman, and now he is going to marry LVN to the Knockouts Championship. It’s 2018, he can do that. KM starts to give the ceremony but LVN stops him and tells him to get to the good part. KM ask if there are any objections.
Sutter comes out and says he objects. Sutter says that idiot Cage dropped him on his head and almost killed him. Sutter’s life didn’t flash before his eyes. Sutter realized that the only thing that is important to him is LVN. Sutter made the biggest mistake of his life leaving LVN for Allie. Sutter says he doesn’t want to get in the way of what LVN is trying to do but he loves her and he wants to spend the rest of their (the three of them) lives together. LVN screams no and literally kicks Sutter out of the ring. LVN tells KM to ask again. LVN scream for Allie because she knows Allie wants to object. Allie sneaks in the ring dressed as a photographer. Allie beats down LVN. LVN escapes out of the ring with the title.
Wedding pro tip from @ImChelseaGreen – cut down on costs by going barefoot! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/0gsY5W1PZP
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) March 2, 2018
