It’s a Fact of Life Segment with Special Guest James Storm:
Lashley talks about how he’s beaten everyone here in TNA. If that’s was the case? Then he’s gonna talk to us, because he’s looking at the King of the Mountain Champion and the namer of dummies. Lashley’s looking to go around collecting titles like it’s Pokemon Go, but Drake ain’t playing any games. Drake likes the idea of Lashley putting his two titles against one, and he likes the idea of holding all three of those titles at the same time because nobody’s ever done it before. Nobody has the tingle in their loins to do it like he does. James Storm comes out to interrupt Drake. Storm tries to remind Drake what happens when he touches that dummy button. Drake says that he was looking for contenders, not a drunk.
Storm doesn’t mind being a drunk because if he was sober, Drake wouldn’t like him because he’d be whipping his ass. Storm gives credit where it’s due since they’re both on the outside looking in at the Playoffs. Drake has that golden ticket, because the man who holds that title is the first in line for a World Title shot. He did his best to get disqualified last time they met, so he brought Drake another beer, but Drake takes out a gallon of water and says he drinks the nectar of life. Storm takes his water and punts it to the floor, then says water sucks just like Eli does. Drake is a hell of an athlete and he has everything it takes to be a World Champion, but he’d prefer to sit behind a button. Lashley doesn’t sit behind a button, and he doesn’t look like he works for Thunder From Down Under with his sleeves cut off like Drake does. Storm wants one more chance at the King of the Mountain Championship.
Storm doesn’t deserve another chance, and he doesn’t deserve to be the King of the Mountain Champion, but he deserves to take his beer and go to the back. That’s fine, because if his dad wants to make those potatoes, Storm’s dad has Drake’s mom out back pounding her potatoes. Drake hits the button a few times, then says he’ll make a deal with Storm. Drake doesn’t want to hear Storm’s song, see his beer, or watch him riding his cooler around, so if he promises to never have to do any of that again, he’ll give him one more shot. Storm downs both beers and says they got it, then they shake hands. He wishes Storm luck because he’s going to need it. Drake tries to cheapshot Storm with the belt, but Storm sees it coming and goes after him. Drake with a low blow to Storm. Drake drops Storm with the Blood Force Trauma.
