The Rock & The New Day In-Ring Segment:
Rock asks if you are ready for WrestleMania. Rock points out if it is live and he wants to know if you are ready for WrestleMania. Rock says everyone is ready for WrestleMania. Rock mentions that JBL, Michael Cole, and the other black dude he doesn’t know is ready. Rock says this is the time that they go off the script. Rock goes to ringside and he sees the fans who were moved from the rail because they were dressed as Undertaker, Hulk Hogan, and Randy Savage. Rock says the weed in Miami must be good. Rock asks if they are ready for WrestleMania again. Rock wants to talk about tonight. The Rock is interrupted by the New Day. Xavier tells Rock to relax a little. He tells Rock that the black guy he does not know is Byron Saxton and he is the best announcer, but that is not saying much. Kofi suggests that Rock talk about the black guys that Rock knows, the New Day.
Three men who whooped the Lucha Dragons, the Dudley’s men from your era, and last night put the whooping on your cousins The Usos. They hit the Usos so hard that when they walk north, they look south. Kofi says they are trying to say that New Day is representing. You call yourself the People’s Champion but he does not see any gold. Where is your gold? Is it under your shirt? Kofi says someone who has gold is Big E. Big E says that Kofi has gold. Xavier points out that Francesca 2 is made of gold. Xavier says they are the WWE World Tag Team Champions. Big E tells Rock he looks like a man who does not eat his Booty O Cereal. You are a pretty smart man. Just like Lebron James who moved from Miami to Cleveland, you went from this dumpster fire of a town to Hollywood. Taking the money and you got the hell out of here. Big E says that Rock says he did it for the people, but he did it for the paycheck. He says that they already knew that they got him because the New Day Rocks. Big E asks for a rebuttal and he tells a sign guy to quiet down.
Rock says he knows exactly who you are. You are the WWE Tag Team Champions. You are extremely entertaining. The thing that is amazing is that you are that entertaining when you are wearing llama penises on your head. Xavier explains they are unicorn horns. Rock says they are corns. He says you look like three chocolate corn holes. Rock says Big Momma did not like that. He says you are so big and so strong that it is like the Incredible Hulk banged Urkel. Rock says this is a ring and those are ropes. Why don’t you walk down and jump in the ring so he can shove that trombone up all three of your candy asses. Big E calls for a champion’s huddle and it does not involve the Rock. Rock says they look like three unibitches in a circle. Xavier asks if everyone wants this to get real. He says you don’t deserve it so goodbye. Rock wants things to be whoaed down. He knows that they are not used to seeing Rock out here. Rock says he has a plan upon a plan. Plan A did not work. Plan B always works. Xavier says that he got snipped so Plan B is not necessary. Rock says Plan B is family. The Usos attack the New Day and Rock with a Rock Bottom to Big E. Kofi gets a Samoan Drop. Xavier is sent into the ring and he turns around and gets a double super kick followed by a spinebuster and the People’s Elbow. Rock says that they will see you at WrestleMania.
