Jerry Sandusky, Meet Terry Garvin; Backdoor to Chyna

November 12, 2011

BACKDOOR TO CHYNA

I heard Chyna on Howard Stern. I’ve read her various histrionics since. This nutbar should realize she’s never setting foot in a WWE ring again.

Wrestling is usually a place where you never say never. Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels did a DVD together, for God’s sake. But Chyna used to bang the son-in-law, and she prefaced her plea to return to WWE by starring in a video that featured her performing anal sex.

Receiving, not giving. I know there’s been some question.

WWE is PG-13, kind of. I doubt that “Backdoor to Chyna” is rated PG-13.

Chyna bleats about her legacy. About closure. But she’s just another circus freak who’s seen her time come and go. Take a hike, Frankenstein.

Mark Madden hosts a radio show 3-6 p.m. weekdays on WXDX-FM, Pittsburgh, PA (105.9). Check out his web page at WXDX.com. Contact Mark by emailing wzmarkmadden@hotmail.com . FOLLOW MARK ON TWITTER: @MARKMADDENX.

Nick was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and lived there until the age of 18, when he decided to pack his flack jacket and move to New York City.

Nick attended New York University and graduated in 2001 with a degree in Drama.

Nick first entered the internet wrestling community back in 2004 when he became the co-host of The Voice of Wrestling Radio Show. From there, Nick made the transition from radio personality to editor when he began working with WrestleZone in 2008.

Nick is a member of two Off-Broadway theatre companies, Another Urban Riff, and the Drama Desk Award winning Godlight Theatre Company. Nick has appeared in over a dozen Off-Broadway plays since he moved to New York City, and has shot several short and feature length films. In 2010, he completed principle photography on a film titled "How to Score Your Life," which also features TNA Knockout ODB.

Inspiration in his life has come from many people including his family, Woody Allen, Steven Spielberg, Jack Nicholson, The Beatles, and of course, Lassie.