I’M WILLING TO ADMIT I WATCHED IMPACT
*I’m also willing to marry Angelina Love to keep her in the country. Anything for TNA, so to speak.
*When did Booker T turn into the Kingfish? He’s not ghetto. He’s not hip-hop. He’s not street. He’s a minstrel show. Booker might as well use the coco-butt as his finisher.
*Samoa Joe needs to pay more attention to his war paint. It looks like he fell asleep on the couch and a five-year-old doodled on his face with a Sharpie.
*TNA can’t out-WWE WWE. So go against the grain and do a tag-team scene. You have two GREAT teams in the Motor City Machine Guns and LAX. Do a Midnight Express vs. Fantastics-type thing. Have Jim Cornette manage the Guns and book the feud. Vince Russo says tag teams don’t matter. OK, then what in TNA does?
*Speaking of LAX, nobody bought Hernandez wrestling Homicide. It was like Nash wrestling Hall. Tell me again how teams don’t matter. Fans want Hernandez and Homicide together.
*Taz is REAL good, a huge upgrade over Don West. His interplay with Alex Shelley during the Chris Sabin-A.J. Styles match was priceless.
Mark Madden can be reached at wzmarkmadden@hotmail.com.
