The Biz: Hell In A Cell Thoughts (as they happen!)

Now it’s the Intercontinental Championship match. Seriously, Drew Mcnhoweveryouspellit VS R-Truth is following these two matches. Whoever booked this PPV sucks. Hopefully this match won’t.

Why did Morrison come out first? Seriously, this entire PPV is ass-backwards.

How cool would it be to see John Morrison VS AJ Styles some day?

Or Rob Van Dam?

Crowd doesn’t really seem into this match. I don’t understand why.

Wow. Mr. Ziggles tried the rollup while holding onto the ropes, I really thought that was the match. Glad it wasn’t.

I always thought Dolph Ziggler looked a little bit like Billy Gunn. Now he just did the Rocker Dropper. Looks even more like him now.

Morrison attempts Starship Pain for the third time and finally hits it, getting the win. Thank goodness.

This crowd is weird. Batista and Rey Mysterio just did an interview, and Batista got booed, while Mysterio got hardly any type of reaction. Weird.

The Ninja Turtles are in attendance tonight to promote their new video game! The Turtles were a staple of my childhood, so I was super stoked to see them. Hopefully they get involved in the Cena/Orton match.

Why are the Turtles fighting each other in their new game? The Turtles don’t fight each other. They fight Shredder and the Foot Clan. Not each other. This game sucks.

The women’s match was next, but I actually went and got myself some wings during it, so I don’t really know/care what happened. Whatever.