Mark Madden: “ATM ERIC, MEET ATM DIXIE”

But it beats the bollocks off the current state of the business, which is boredom wrapped in stupidity. With head-to-head competition, if you don’t win, you lose. There’s accountability. There’s interplay between the shows. I bet Bischoff will come up with something to spotlight Raw’s guest host concept as the lame lazy booking it is.

Or he won’t. So he loses. So what? America wants winners and losers.

If anybody deserves to have her bank account siphoned, it’s Dixie Carter. What a dope. TNA’s rebirth is exciting to me, and to you, largely because it’s not our money. If I were Carter’s financial adviser, I’d caution her against throwing good money after bad. TNA can’t be elevated like WCW was. The climb is too high. TNA at its highest peak is nowhere near WCW at its lowest.

But that’s OK, because the boys make money, I get something to write about, and the potential for your entertainment is slightly higher. When Dixie goes broke, too bad. She’s always been an ATM. Hogan just has a higher withdrawal limit. JACKPOT!

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