KUDOS TO THE KING
Jerry Lawler spoke for non-anorexics everywhere when he said on WWE’s TLC PPV that anyone who thinks Mickie James is fat should have their eyes examined. Either Mickie wouldn’t sleep with someone, or slept with the wrong person, so WWE has decided to tease Mickie for perceived obesity. If they want to embarrass her, they should just show her old porno pictures.
Mickie James is NOT fat. If anything, she exemplifies a rather sexy phenomenon many refer to as a “bubble ass.” Her behind is big, but not at “baby got back” levels. It’s about a size larger than the rest of her body, and that is HOT. (See Presley, Teagan.)
At least Mickie looks a little different. That’s the problem with WWE divas. They’re all gorgeous, but WWE does very little to distinguish one from the other. I watch WWE TV all the time, but when a diva is on-screen, I’m often stuck for her name. That’s because of similar appearance, and lack of character development as well. As beautiful as, say, Kelly Kelly is, how much have we really been told about her?
I feel bad for James. That “Piggie James” nonsense doesn’t draw a dime. It doesn’t sell a ticket or a T-shirt. It’s cruelty for the sake of cruelty. It’s also extremely hypocritical when great production pains were taken, post-pregnancy, to not show Stephanie McMahon’s great big butt on TV. You want to call James a fatass? Fine. Say the same about the owner’s daughter. Keys to the kingdom aside, I know which one most men would rather nail.
